Autobiography. Any interesting things about you, ideas?

Why not write about yourself? Surely there are things in your life that are unique and funny that happened to you- for example, I doubt you were thrown by your 36" tall donkey when you were ten like I was, but something happened to you and only you that ONLY you can tell about. Abusive parents and ghosts are a dime a dozen in fiction lit these days; write yourself into it, cause no one else can :)